Beefcake

This is the first in a fearless army of robots that will help me take over the world and then rule with an iron fist. Iron Fist I tell you!

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The Godmachine

John Murray Spear’s first and most important task, set to him by the Electricizers (the spirits of certain people including Benjamin Franklin), was the construction of the New Messiah. It would be built on High Rock Hill in Lynn, a town north of Boston, MA.

High Rock Cottage, where the New Messiah would be [...]

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The Pretty Face of Justice or How to Deal with Piggies

Luciano Benjamin Menendez, one of the few, highest ranking officers of the Argentinian army during the military dictatorship and piggy extraordinaire, was sentenced to life imprisonment in a common prison with common criminals. Hopefully this will happen more often.

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Bipolar Bear

Hehe, get it?

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Pimp My Crab

Oh yeah. They went there. I get the picture of a Horseshoe Crab scuttling along the sea-floor with a blue neon light shining under it. Diseased.

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Southpark – The Aristocrats

This is the best version of The Aristocrats I have had the dubious pleasure to hear. Enjoy.

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Radio Pirate Artichoke

Randomly spreading the Disease via Shoutcast. The best thing since anthrax, plastic explosives or funny smelling anarchists. Better than any kind of biochemical or nuclear WMD. Because it actually exists. Get it? It exists. Haha, fucking hilarious. Anyway, Radio Pirate Artichoke. Hooray for childhood dreams that come true. Space word.

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The amazing creatures of Theo Jansen

http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/loader.swf

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Burning Witch Live

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Spore Creature Creator: pt 3

In order to strengthen my dark master’s campaign for the upcoming presidential elections, I have produced a creature in Spore Creature Creator that resembles his Dark Majesty. Cthulhu for President.

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It’s only funny if it’s in metric…

Right. So me and some friends that I haven’t seen for some time, got together and were talking smack. And we came up with the singular, most effective way to ruin your child’s life. And make them hate you. Forever and ever. And ever. And this by giving them the appropriate name. Now listen as [...]

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When dogs are better people than humans

Rest easy dude.

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He has come for your firstborn

This is a gameplay video of Diablo III. Oh yeah. You heard. Glory and approbation to Diablo, Lord of Terror and Leader of the Three.
Here is part 1:
and here is part 2:
Gorge yourselves my filthy poopminions!

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Meat Puppets – Lake of Fire

Where do bad folks go when they die?They don’t go to heaven where the angels flyThey go to a lake of fire and fryWont see ‘em again till the 4th of July

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Leila the Hijacker

Leila Khaled was born in 1944 in Haifa, then part of the British Mandate of Palestine. Khaled’s family fled to Lebanon during the 1948 Palestinian exodus, leaving her father behind. At the age of 15, Khaled became one of the first to join the radical pan-Arab Arab Nationalist Movement, originally started in the late 1940s [...]

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U.S. of A., Home of the Twinkie Defense

The expression “Twinkie Defense” derives from the 1979 trial of Dan White, a former San Francisco, California Supervisor who assassinated Mayor George Moscone and City Supervisor and gay rights activist Harvey Milk on November, 1978.

Let us all follow blindly the shining beacon of democracy that is USA. Cunts.

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